Zdravstvui! Etot about pravda!

Mnogoe Chelovek dumaet: "Pravda - Etot polezny or NET Takoe?" Chitaet TUT ochen silny vnimatelny and Ty budet poluchaet mnogoe ponimaet Etot!

Bylo zima. Holodny! Nikolay (Russki and Vzrosly Chelovek) vysoky and krasivy, but imeet dlinny NET rovnoe and NET krasivy nose.

- Kakoe Ty schitaet about my nose? Etot krasivy? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druhi (Etot Valery and Sergey).
- Etot krasivy! - otvetit Valery.
- Da Takoe! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose and smotrit vnimatelny and strogo.

- Ty hochet Takoe nose for Ty? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Da Takoe! - otvetit Valery.
- Zima - VHS-time! Nose - Etot NET Takoe vazhny! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose again and delaet vyvod.

Kakoe vyvod delaet Nikolay?

Zdravstvui! Etot about novy car.

Mnogoe Chelovek hochet pokupaet novy car! Etot mnogo horoshy!

- Ya hochet pokupaet novy americansky car! Etot samy luchshy! - skazhet Sergey. Bogaty and silny!
- NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly Vladimirov. - Japan car - Takoe mnogo better! Nadyezhny and NET dorogoe!
- Ty and Ty govorit glupoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - German car - Etot nado pokupaet! Takoe bystry and sportivny!
- Takoe!?!?! - zakrichit Sergey. - German car - Etot durnoe! Japan car - Etot NET razumny!
- Japan car - Etot NET razumny?!?! - sprosit Anatoly Vladimirov surovy. - Ty - idiot!

Nikolay delatsya krasny and hochet skazhet something too, but poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom smotrit VHS. Sergey and Anatoly Vladimirov dolgoe time rugat each other and dratsya.

Kakoe tvoe opinion: Kakoe car better?

Zdravstvui! Etot about Holodny Zima.

Bylo Russki Zima. Holodny and mnogo sneg. Nikolay bylo nothing to do and mnogo skuchaet. Sidit v dom and dumaet about razny: Bogach, Mnogo krasivy women, Sportivny car, Divan from Ikea. "Kakoe Etot horoshy! Ya hochet Takoe mnogoe!" - podumaet Nikolay and poyti spat.

One time Nikolay delaet pozvonit svoe horoshy Druh - Alexey. Alexey - Russki Vzrosly Chelovek and mnogo razumny. Always davat polezny advice.

- Zdravstvui Tut! Ya skuchno! Kakoe Ty delaet?
- Zdravstvui! Ya ochen mnogoe radostny v Etot holodny and temny zima!
- Pochemu Takoe? Kak Ty delaet Takoe?
- Ya delaet VHS-machine! Etot udivitelny! 5 Takoe gotovoe!
- Vozmozhny Ya budet delaet Takoe too? Spasibo! - skazhet Nikolay and polozhit trubka.

"Etot ochen prostoe! Ya bystro sdelaet Takoe 100!" - podumaet Nikolay and nachinaet delaet Takoe, but after 1 hour sluchayny cherez neostorozhny lomaet svoe nose and both ruka!

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Alexey.
- Etot because Ty NET chitaet instruction!

Zdravstvui! Etot about otvaga.

Andrew Sergeev - Etot voenny Russki Chelovek. "Ya voenny Chelovek and imeet mnogo otvaga!" - govorit Andrew Sergeev and delaetsya mnogo molchat and seryozny. Surovy. "All Russki voenny Chelovek always surovy! Polezny - Etot otvaga!" - govorit Takoe and idti spat.

One time Andrew Sergeev idti and vidit Takoe: Molodoe woman pokupaet novy VHS-machine. "Etot krasivy, but bezumny molodoe woman. Pochemu Takoe VHS-machine? Etot NET nado!" - podumaet Andrew Sergeev.

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Andrew Sergeev.
- Etot nado for Bogach&Zdorov! Horoshy effect! And interesny! Priyatny! - otvetit molodoe woman and ulybaetsya.
- Glupy! - otvetit Andrew Sergeev. - Voenny Russki Chelovek - NET nado Etot! Only nado Ya - Etot otvaga!

After 1 year:
1. Molodoe woman - Bogach&Zdorov!
2. Andrew Sergeev - voenny!

Zdravstvui! Etot about tea.

Alexey Viktorovich ochen lubit svezhy tea. "Ya lubit horoshee tea! Etot vkusny and polezny!" - skazhet Alexey Viktorovich Takoe. And delaet Etot postoyanny. Every week Alexey Viktorovich hodit v magazin okolo svoe dom and pokupaet pack of svoe lubimoe tea.

- Pochemu Etot Takoe vkusny? - sprosit Alexey Viktorovich. - Etot samoe luchshy!
- Etot cherez nashe magazin samoe luchshy! - otvetit prodavec.
- Ya budet hodit v Etot postoyanny! - skazhet Alexey Viktorovich. - Takoe vkusny!
- Nazdorovye! Also Ty mozhet otdyhaet v Etot magazin and smotrit VHS! Etot tut postoyanny!
- Da Takoe!

One time Alexey Viktorovich idti v svoe lubimy magazin and vidit Takoe: sovsem drugoe magazin! Prodaet razlichny сlothes! "Etot mnogo pechalny, but Ya nuzhny novy suit, because moe stary and gryazny! And veliko! Etot horoshy magazin, because Ya pokupaet tut samy luchshy tea before!" - podumaet Alexey Viktorovich.

- Ya budet pokupaet novy krasivy suit! Bely! Samy luchshy and dorogoe! Ty imeet Takoe? - sprosit Alexey Viktorovich.
- Da Takoe! Ochen horoshy! Etot! - skazhet prodavec and smotrit hitry.

Alexey Viktorovich pokupaet bely suit, prihodit v svoe dom and nadevat Etot. And NET dovolny! Novy, dorogoe, bely suit - Etot plohoe! NET krasivy! Pochemu Takoe?