Zdravstvui! Etot about silny dozhd!

Bylo silny dozhd! Ochen mnogo! Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and grustny and use alcohol with svoe druh Sergey.

- Pochemu Takoe silny dozhd? Etot NET interesny! - skazhet Nikolay to Sergey.
- Etot NET spravedlivy! - otvetit Sergey. - Ya lubit sovsem drugoe! Etot holodny!
- Nado use more alcohol! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Da, Takoe! - otvetit Sergey and sdelaet Takoe.

Dozhd bylo dolgoe. Nikolay and Sergey vipit ochen mnogoe alcohol, but Etot NET pomogaet at all.

- Pochemu Takoe dolgoe? - sprosit Nikolay serdity and smotrit strogo.
- Etot cherez Ty! - zakrichit Sergey and poluchaet v morda. - Etot NET razumny! - skazhet Sergey Takoe. Ya dumaet NET nado use alcohol more! Nado probuet something else!
- Da, Takoe! Ty razumny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Nado delaet mnogo kipyatok and idti lovit fish! Kogda silny dozhd - nado mnogo Takoe!

And stalo mnogo horoshy!

Zdravstvui! Etot about ruzhyo!

Malchik Valera ochen hochet postoyanny sobstvenny ruzhyo! Etot Takoe mechta.

- Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! - skazhet Valera to Papa. - Etot ochen nado!
- Etot polezny, but opasny! First nado smotrit vnimatelny instruction for Etot on VHS! - otvetit Papa and poyti spat.
- Mama! Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! Ya smotret instruction for Etot on VHS ochen vnimatelny! - obmanyvat Valera svoe Mama.
- Pravda Takoe? Togda Ty gotov for Etot! - skazhet Mama and pokupaet Etot.

Valera ochen radostny! Teper on imeet nastoyaschy ruzhyo! Valera dumaet Takoe: "Zachem Takoe VHS? Etot glupy! Ya budet teper strelyaet everywhere! Mnogo kuda popadaet! Ochen metky!" Podumaet Takoe and strelyaet vpered! But delaet Etot nepravilny and isportit novy nastoyaschy ruzhyo!

- Valera, Ty sdelaet nepravilny! Teper Ty NET budet poluchaet ruzhyo! - skazhet Papa and Mama and otnesti ruzhyo v remont

Zdravstvui! Etot about popularny.

Bylo temny and holodny night of Russki zima. Alexandr vnezapny sdelal ponimaet: "Ya popularny Chelovek! Etot Ya vozmozhny samy popularny Vzrosly Chelovek in Russia!" Ponimaet Etot and NET znaet Kakoe He must delaet dalshe. Sidit v svoe dom and smotrit around udivitelny.

- Nado idti na progulka! - skazhet horoshee Druh Anatoly cherez phone. - Mnogo polezny poluchaet each Chelovek v zima! Svezhy oxygen!
- NET Takoe! - otvetit Alexandr. - Ya too popularny for Etot!
- Davay govorit about razny interesny, - skazhet another horoshee Druh Sergey.
- MET Takoe! - otvetit popularny Alexandr without comments. Skazhet Takoe and idti dumaet about svoe popularny. "Ya mnogo popularny", - dumaet popularny Alexandr: "Mnogo, mnogo Takoe!"

Proshlo mnogo time. Razlichny people delaet mnogo polezny and NET Takoe. Alexandr delaet nothing, because He mnogo popularny.

Kakoe tvoe opinion:
1. Kogda Alexandr budet soyti s uma?
2. Kakoe polezny effect vozmozhny with Alexandr cherez VHS?
3. Pochemy Alexandr popularny and NET poluchaet v morda?
4. Kakoe Etot neobhodimy delaet Russki Vzrosly Chelovek kogda zima?
5. Kakoe samy horoshy for Ty?