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Startisch Fulisch Shittisch Learnisch

2015-11-11 16:15:23 (читать в оригинале)

I am starting a new fucking tendention: I’ll write there only in alien’s language (it’s joke) because it must be done.

My writing (and not only writing) alien’s speech is on a sub-zero level, or about it. Don’t understand me wrong – I’m still our motherfucker, but it’s time of great globalization, and OPIZDULATION, if you know what I mean. You must know international language to read and to listen a full picture of information. There are too few modern books in our language that have big sense (I mean science and technical LITERATURA BLYA).

Of course, I speak Alien very bad, but MOSKVA NE SRAZY STROILAS. Reading in Alien is more easier for me.

I said Alien – it’s not mean enemy’s (who knows, who knows?), but its mean not my. Not my, CAPISCH?
I said Our – its mean not our, but THIS COUNTRY BLYAT.

I like my country because I saw worse countries. I can’t say about all people in my country, because there are too much assholes in EVERY country. Don’t say about all, and I’ll not eat your heart when you are still breathing, ok? Understand me?

Very well for the first message. See you later.