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Не умею вставлять бибисишное видео

2016-01-10 18:34:24 (читать в оригинале)

Там самец западной паротии сначала нервно делает генеральную уборку, потом украшает плацдарм, а потом начинает ее охмурять танцем.
Лучше смотреть со звуком. Три с половиной минуты.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160110-this-bird-will-out-dance-you-because-it-has-a-built-in-tutu

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Пока я тут дурака валяю,

2016-01-09 19:39:20 (читать в оригинале)

оказывается, Смешарики сняли мульт "Основной инстинкт"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSkaA0406Kw

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Красиво тонуть не запретишь

2016-01-09 18:53:28 (читать в оригинале)


Фото Danny Lawson




Фото Danny Lawson



Фото Derek Ironside






Фото Derek Ironside



Фото Danny Lawson



Фото Derek Ironside


Фото Danny Lawson

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Соскучились, поди, по Милну?

2016-01-09 18:28:42 (читать в оригинале)

“Then would you read a Sustaining Book, such as would help and comfort a Wedged Bear in Great Tightness.”

“Did I miss?" you asked.
"You didn't exactly miss," said Pooh, "But you missed the balloon."

“From what I've read of detective stories, inspectors always do want to drag the pond first.”

“One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries”

“Oh, Bear!” said Christopher Robin. “How I do love you!” “So do I,” said Pooh.”

“Gone out. Backson. Busy backson.”

“The more - the merrier.”

“Hallo, Pooh,” said Rabbit.
“Hallo, Rabbit,” said Pooh dreamily.
“Did you make that song up?”
“Well, I sort of made it up,” said Pooh. “It isn’t Brain,” he went on humbly, “because You Know Why, Rabbit; but it comes to me sometimes.”
“Ah!” said Rabbit, who never let things come to him, but always went and fetched them.”

“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”

“The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief—call it what you will—than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.”

“Do you remember," he said, "one of Holmes's little scores over Watson about the number of steps up to the Baker Street lodging? Poor old Watson had been up and down them a thousand times, but he had never thought of counting them, whereas Holmes had counted them as a matter of course, and knew that there were seventeen. And that was supposed to be the difference between observation and non-observation. Watson was crushed again, and Holmes appeared to him more amazing than ever. Now, it always seemed to me that in that matter Holmes was the ass, and Watson the sensible person. What on earth is the point of keeping in your head an unnecessary fact like that? If you really want to know at any time the number of steps to your lodging, you can ring up your landlady and ask her.”

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Daily Telegraph сделала подборку каламбуров

2016-01-09 18:12:35 (читать в оригинале)

О качестве можно спорить, но изучающим английский рекомендовала бы

• Why did Karl Marx like herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft

• Why did the communist fail at school? He got bad Marx

• An astronaut broke the law of gravity and earned a suspended sentence

• What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? A Dinomite

• Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Hamlet's killers, because they did murder most foul

http://anonymouse.org/cgi-bin/anon-www.cgi/http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comedy/comedians/funniest-puns-in-history/
(потому что они после скольких-то кликов платные, не знаю, касается ли это таких подборок)

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